The Sorcerer's book

kharnisaswellguy:

shasla-weis:

asktheguardswoman:

kharnisaswellguy:

sisterofmechanicus:

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Where the Sororitas at? 

Or Guardswomen or Daemonettes. 

Hi.

Marines dont have penises though :?

We have Penises. Well, maybe not the new Marines. 

How do you think we get rid of liquid waste? 

I don’t know about some Marines -cough Dark Angels- But my junk works just fine.

kharnisaswellguy:

sisterofmechanicus:

>.>

Where the Sororitas at? 

Or Guardswomen or Daemonettes. 

Hello ladies…

askthelonglas:

kharnisaswellguy:

askthelonglas:

kharnisaswellguy:

askthelonglas:

kharnisaswellguy:

askthelonglas:

kharnisaswellguy:

askthelonglas:

kharnisaswellguy:

asktheguardswoman:

divine-bloodhawk:

Thank the Emperor, Action!

Guys, I seem to be having uniform trouble here! A wardbrobe malfunction.~

Well HELLLO. 

((that is to be read in the voice of Takei and no other.)) 

Keep your eyes and hands to yourself Kharn! Vicky put your god damn armor back on… What the hell. Dad would be so disappointed… Mom would probably faint. 

Look here son. 

I’ve been told to keep my eyes and hands to myself by bigger and badder. I’ll look at whatever I want. And don’t be mad at me, they’re staring me in the eyes. 

Unless you’d like your plasma pistol to turn into a baneblade that subsequently shoots you in the dick. I suggest you avert your eyes. And they aren’t staring anyone in the eyes. 

Tactical Genius doesn’t effect me that much, Genius. 

If you want to do that, make sure you don’t do it to someone who can single handed cut most Imperial Armour in half. 

Also, they ARE staring at me. 

I’d be scared, if it wasn’t a Baneblade and Tactical Genius effects everyone… *Looks the person over.* Oh that’s not my sister… Tits are too big and wrong color eyes. You go right ahead than Kharn I’ll tell Vicky you said Hi. 

1. She’s wearing a visor. Don’t like and act like you can see eye color. 

2. Seem the right size. Mammary glands also are known to grow sometimes for no reason. 

3. She said it was here. 

Genius. 

*Shrugs*

I’ll let her tell you herself and Uh I wear the same helmet and face mask. That and did you forget about the right eye being an augmentic? The tint of that visor means nothing. And seeing as I’ve known my sister a lot longer than you. Unless she got a magical tit job from that Sorcerer Halifax, those aint her’s. 

Now, I’m not saying I called in any favors. 

But I’m not saying I didn’t. 

You’re such a dick… You swell bastard. Have em changed back Kharn… 

Now now… I must make a point here. No one shall alter my master pieces. *Holds fist out for the traditional Chaos bump from Kharn.*